The Domesticated


Awww, Jerryjerryjerry, you’re such a good boy! Who’s a good boy? You’re a good boy! Yeah! Oomph! Aw, Kramer, I love you too buddy, but stop licking my face! Ow! Elaine, did you just bite me! Oh no, oh no no no. George, you’ve been such a naughty boy! Digging through all the trash for food, again!


imagine your current friend group but dwayne the rock johnson is an unquestioned part of it

The Higher Being


Kramer and Newman walk through Central Park, Newman complaining about his various physical imperfections. “I’m fat, I stink, and just sitting down causes me to wheeze.” A lean, slow, short man walks past the two. “Hell,” Newman says, “I wish I could have that guy’s body!”

Elaine files her nails…