I never want to give up my love and passion for pizza. However, I would like to be able to go to a restaurant where they didn’t serve pizza and order off the menu, which I can’t really do right now. My fiancée is vegetarian, so it would be nice to be able to go out to nicer restaurants with her. We’re sort of limited as to where we go because of my pizza addiction. But at the same time, I don’t want to give it up. And I don’t want to become a foodie or one of those people that has a fetish around food—other than pizza—because I think that’s a dumb by-product of our narcissist society. They have to have locally grown food from around the corner and all that bullshit. I like processed food. I like preservatives and pizza.
Dan Janssen, a diabetic 38 year old man who claims to have been eating cheese pizzas “exclusively every day of my life for the past 25 years”, usually a 14” pizza because he is a vegetarian who doesn’t like vegetables. (via twiststreet)