iforgothowtonormal:

idk how and when but these makeup transformations are a thing now and they’re killing me

radvillain:

girl: come over

me: interior crocodile alligator

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: i drive a chevrolet movie theater

twiststreet:

Great moments in CNN!

The fact @jaketapper is marching next to this sign right now is amazing #Fergsuon pic.twitter.com/leIDBZVmXX

twiststreet:

Great moments in CNN!

The fact @jaketapper is marching next to this sign right now is amazing #Fergsuon pic.twitter.com/leIDBZVmXX

too-stoned-to-remember:

I was making noodles and they didn’t taste quite right so I added a bit of salt but the cap came off and like half of the tub went in

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

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